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Just five per cent of erect penises are bigger than 6. Now we have sex around three or four times a week. In reality it really can make relationships harder — pardon the pun!
The male organ is a fragile part of the anatomy and it definitely doesn't like any of these activities. Healthy living for the love muscle isn't always obvious, but don't panic about your precious piece. Rest assured you can do your best to create a happier and brighter future for you and your tackle.
It's really pretty simple: Worship his penis. Do that and your man will be worshiping you. That's right.
On Love Island, the women fretted that their partners might have a tiny tackle. In politics, President Trump is routinely ridiculed for his tiny hands — and whatever some might think that implies. Getty Images.
Over the course of my sexually active life, I have heard countless numbers of men brag on their penises, praise themselves about how well they perform, and gloat about their confidence in a woman's loyalty to them simply based on how well they "lay the pipe down". The more and more I heard these inflated stories about their sexual performance, the more I began to examine their relationships to see just how much loyalty these women were actually giving these egotistical "dick focused" beings. When I began to do my research, I discovered that the loyalty wasn't necessarily given because love for the man was at the center, but because she was in love with the sex.
When women go crazy, it's not always our fault. We've been blinded by penis. Nothing short of death or relocating to a new country can break the connection, and you know because you've tried everything including voodoo. Why can't you let go of this man who has captivated you with his penis?
What makes an exceptionally good dick? To find out, I asked 20 women to share their preferences for the perfect penis. Some foreskin appears a bit saggy and sad.
When Chris Kraus, an unsuccessful artist pushing 40, spends an evening with a rogue academic named Dick, she falls madly and inexplicably in love, enlisting her husband in her haunted pursuit. Dick proposes a kind of game between them, but when he fails to answer their letters Chris continues alone, transforming an adolescent infatuation into a new form of philosophy. Blurring the lines of fiction, essay and memoir, Chris Kraus's novel was a literary sensation when it was first published in