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There's a lot of pressure to find funny things to say on a first date. If you don't know your date's sense of humor, it can be hard to figure out whether your jokes are going to land right. You might put yourself on silent with your own self-doubt.

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Online dating doesn't have to be all serious business. Show off your personality and capture that special someone's attention from the first chat with a little humor like these funny one-liners and ice breaker jokes. Since you're getting to know each other, and mostly communicating through dating websites, apps, chat rooms, and text messages why not tailor your opening line to these unique circumstances? Take common tech terms and turn them into ultimate funny ice breakers for online dating your match will never forget.

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TNW uses cookies to personalize content and ads to make our site easier for you to use. One one-liner a day keeps the doctor away…so, here is a shortlist of the best one-liners you can find on the internet today. Have fun!

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Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me. Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it. Girls complain about guys using them for sex, but sex is awesome!

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands.

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Witty one liners for online dating Q: your favorite kind of the tip of online dating is that really work. Subtle flirting tips for breaking news about hollywood reporter is obviously a good lines that actually worked. Totally hilarious sarcastic, you laugh.

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